tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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Unf.

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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skatelifesleep:

 
skatelifesleep:

dont feel alone, hold on, and grab the microphone
80slove:

Fight Club
opticallyaroused:

whatzyourfantazy:

Serenity Nebula

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williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.
🍄🌙🔮 #modifiedgirls #doublenostril #bindi
the-13th-floor:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.
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